p4nsy:Tumblr isn’t even a website to me it’s like if my diary was a groupchat

p4nsy:Tumblr isn’t even a website to me it’s like if my diary was a groupchat

Rattle-My-Stars:froody:froody:i Bought This Expensive Ass Yogurt As A Gift To Myself So That I Could Make Little Candles In The Tiny Terracotta Pot It Comes In And It Turns Out It Is The Best, Creamiest, Most Buttery Heavenly Delicious Yogurt I Have Ever

Thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:me &Amp;Amp; The Mutuals

Fartgallery: Supergameboytwo: Fartgallery: Hey Everyone Be Cool For A Bit, A Bunch Of Girls Just Followed Me And I Want Them To Think We’re Normal And Handsome Around Here Ok We’ve Lost Normal But We Still Have Handsome

Dukeofash:dukeofash:yeah, You Could Say I’m A Bit Popular With The Ladies @Necrowtic You Can Not Keep This In The Tags

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Trans-Girls-Who-Eat-Subway:hersheychocolateworld:the Fun Part With Me Is That Nobody Can Even Tell What The Bit Is Anymore I Want Subway

Gallifreyburning:gallifreyburning:abadplanwellexecuted:the Most Insulting Thing About The Porn Bots Is Their Complete Lack Of Disguise. Every One Features A Photo Of Some Uniformly Tan White-Toothed Plasti-Boob Girl In A Boho Sweater Buttoned With Only

Thehobbutts:Looking At A Really Delicious Smelling Bowl Of Soup I&Amp;Rsquo;D Take A Bath In That

Sure Is Warm Outside, Nice Cozy Weather

Heathyr:just-Shower-Thoughts: We’ve Made Flashlights But We Haven’t Made Reverse Flashlights Artificial Darkness Would Be Funny As Hell Though I’d Love To Beam A Line Of Night Directly Into Someone’s Face. Go To The Void

Theres An Trick To Sub Zero Temps,0 - -5 - Slushy, Gross, Car Will Still Start Easy-5 - -10 - Not Bad, But Hard To Dress For, You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Find Yourself Over Heating And Being Gross And Wet, Consider Plugging Car In-10 - -20 - The Perfect Range, Proper

Sarahmascarah:every Time You Reblog This A Mutual Gets $3,000

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