mortimermcmirestinks:people keep trying to make “ladies and gentlemen” more inclusive. I think we should go the other way around. make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. “gamers and pianists”. “oil painters

mortimermcmirestinks:people keep trying to make “ladies and gentlemen” more inclusive. I think we should go the other way around. make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. “gamers and pianists”. “oil painters

Mortimermcmirestinks:luisonte:magia #The Way The Drivers Face Suggests He Knows And Is Used To This Kind Of Behavior

Adzolotl:pileofknives:modern Adaptation Where The Narrator Is On A Megabus And Just Crushing A Bag Of Takis, Wiping The Dust On His Pepe Shirtthe Story Was Written In 1931 And Set In 1927This Is The Cheez–It Box Design Circa 1929This Is What Our Hero

What&Amp;Rsquo;S For Breakfast Today Bozos And Bangarangs?

Seppukku:

Titaniumrabbit:calagua:

Magicalgirlmindcrank:yeah I Got Your &Amp;Lsquo;Bitcoin&Amp;Rsquo; Right Here

Z-Nogyrop:truly Cannot Overstate How Important It Is For Everyone To Do Research Into Local Insect Species And Just Try To Notice Them When You Go Outside. There Are Beautiful Metallic Blue Mud Dauber Wasps Where I Live And They’re Common In The Summer

Donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:i Used To Burn Cds For My Friends Car In High School Because She Had No Tunes And As A Joke I&Amp;Rsquo;D Put Pinball Wizard On Every Cd Everyone Who Carpooled In The Car With Her Goddamn Knew Every Lyric To That

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The19Thduckpotato: Constable-Frozen: Lego - Rubber Duck Almost Didn’t Hit Reblog Till That Last Image

Dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:redstonedust:weirdest Side Effect Of The Pandemic Is How Many People I Know Who Get Sick And Say &Amp;Lsquo;But My Covid Tests Are Negative So I Should Be Fine&Amp;Rsquo; Like You Know Other Illnesses. Exist. Right.

Jeekoftheweek:

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