donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:i used to burn cds for my friends car in high school because she had no tunes and as a joke i’d put pinball wizard on every cd everyone who carpooled in the car with her goddamn knew every lyric to that

donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:i used to burn cds for my friends car in high school because she had no tunes and as a joke i’d put pinball wizard on every cd everyone who carpooled in the car with her goddamn knew every lyric to that

Facts

The19Thduckpotato: Constable-Frozen: Lego - Rubber Duck Almost Didn’t Hit Reblog Till That Last Image

Dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:redstonedust:weirdest Side Effect Of The Pandemic Is How Many People I Know Who Get Sick And Say &Amp;Lsquo;But My Covid Tests Are Negative So I Should Be Fine&Amp;Rsquo; Like You Know Other Illnesses. Exist. Right.

Jeekoftheweek:

Mothercain:maybe If Men Touched Each Other Gently More Often Like Women Do, They Wouldn’t Be So Grouchy All The Time

Berandomness

Catgirlmp3:Catgirlmp3:She Creepin On My Weirdo Til I Dont Belong Here. What The Hell Am I Doing Herecall That Radio Head

Dyscomancer:war And Murder Are Awful. Killing Another Human Being Is A Horrible Thing To Do. Swords And Guns Are Cool As Fuck. These Two Beliefs Exist Simultaneously In My Mind And Do Not Conflict At All

Randynewmansjungle:detectivehole:walking Up To Random Doors And Tugging On Them And Saying &Amp;Ldquo;I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Locked&Amp;Rdquo; Out Loud To No One To Fulfill My Dreams Of Being An Adventure Game Protagonist

Derinthescarletpescatarian: Boyga-King:derinthescarletpescatarian: Dashboardcat:wake Up Babe New Human Pet Guy Take Just Dropped To Be Fair, He Isn’t Technically Wrong. I Wonder If The Digestive Enzymes In Honey Are Strong Enough To Eventually Wear

Fruitypies:langernameohnebedeutung:&Amp;Hellip;Do Little German Boy Meme Enthusiasts Even Know That Our Reblog Button Looks Like This-Altoh Mein Gott! Zis Hellsite Is Full Of Rebloggenposten

Memorycycle:give A Snail A Tomato Slice And He Will Munch For An Hour. Teach A Snail Where The Tomatos Grow, Teach His Snail Family, Where The Tomato Truck . They Will Set An Elaborate Trap On The Highway. Oil Slick On The Highway And Swiftly Engulfed