dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:redstonedust:weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say ‘but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine’ like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound:redstonedust:weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say ‘but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine’ like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

Jeekoftheweek:

Mothercain:maybe If Men Touched Each Other Gently More Often Like Women Do, They Wouldn’t Be So Grouchy All The Time

Berandomness

Catgirlmp3:Catgirlmp3:She Creepin On My Weirdo Til I Dont Belong Here. What The Hell Am I Doing Herecall That Radio Head

Dyscomancer:war And Murder Are Awful. Killing Another Human Being Is A Horrible Thing To Do. Swords And Guns Are Cool As Fuck. These Two Beliefs Exist Simultaneously In My Mind And Do Not Conflict At All

Randynewmansjungle:detectivehole:walking Up To Random Doors And Tugging On Them And Saying &Amp;Ldquo;I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Locked&Amp;Rdquo; Out Loud To No One To Fulfill My Dreams Of Being An Adventure Game Protagonist

Derinthescarletpescatarian: Boyga-King:derinthescarletpescatarian: Dashboardcat:wake Up Babe New Human Pet Guy Take Just Dropped To Be Fair, He Isn’t Technically Wrong. I Wonder If The Digestive Enzymes In Honey Are Strong Enough To Eventually Wear

Fruitypies:langernameohnebedeutung:&Amp;Hellip;Do Little German Boy Meme Enthusiasts Even Know That Our Reblog Button Looks Like This-Altoh Mein Gott! Zis Hellsite Is Full Of Rebloggenposten

Memorycycle:give A Snail A Tomato Slice And He Will Munch For An Hour. Teach A Snail Where The Tomatos Grow, Teach His Snail Family, Where The Tomato Truck . They Will Set An Elaborate Trap On The Highway. Oil Slick On The Highway And Swiftly Engulfed

Unclefather:Gets Home From Work Ahhh Time To Kick My Feet Up, Relax And Pull This Green Ribbon I Have Around My Neck

Randynewmansjungle:detectivehole:walking Up To Random Doors And Tugging On Them And Saying &Amp;Ldquo;I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Locked&Amp;Rdquo; Out Loud To No One To Fulfill My Dreams Of Being An Adventure Game Protagonist

Allygn:allygn:im Shocked This Got Any Notes At All. Anyway Heres My Monkey Irl

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