zoethebitch:can’t afford xmas gifts for my mutuals this year so I’m giving you all handjobs

zoethebitch:can’t afford xmas gifts for my mutuals this year so I’m giving you all handjobs

Mostsmartestbestdamntapper:tiktoks-For-Tired-Tots:god I Love Her

Asettledsky:wonderfulworldofmichaelford:groovinomicon:kaijuno:does Anyone Else Remember Being Terrorized Every Single Commercial Break By The Madagascar 3 Trailer On Every Single Cartoon Channel In 2011-2012Fuck You I Can Hear Itsomeone Ought To Slap

Himbofisher:creep-U:girl I Am Not Looking At Your Tits I Prommy I Just Hate Eye Contact&Amp;Ldquo;My Eyes Are Up Here&Amp;Rdquo; Believe Me, I Know

Grydyne-Ze:bbcsherlock:those Actually Aren’t Porn Bots It’s The Seattle Polycule They Joined Tumblr The Number After Their Username Indicates The Order In Which They Joined The Polycule

Orionsbelts:watcherscrown:merry Christmas All Hail Shark Jesus(X)

Unashamedly-Enthusiastic:unashamedly-Enthusiastic:i Would Like Tumblr Polls So I Can Work Out If We As A Collective Are Pro-Goat Burning Or Pro-Goat Survival Well Would You Look At That, We Got An Answer

Jenlog:scientists Prove That Astrology Is Accurate And Reliable, Causing Billionaires To Fund Space Structures That Will Alter The Orbits Of The Planets To Create More Favorable Outcomes For Themselves

Epilepticsaints:

Serpent Bones

Rhizoids:weed Wrapped:you Took A Honk Off That Bobo 6,716 Times!You Hit The Penjamin 1,839 Times!You Got Too Scared 69 Times!You Got Wizard High 37 Times!

Goofstep:horny Gnomes Would Post Like “I Need My Biffle Bonked” Or “Someone Come Bake My Crackers”

Caesarsaladinn:hieronymus-Botch:caesarsaladinn:trying To Figure Out The Funniest Crackpot Stance On Who Is The Current Roman Emperor, And Accepting Suggestions (Tenuous Historical Justification Required)Jeb!

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