Brushing My Teeth Every Month To Reset The Microbial Mat That Pre Screens My Food

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The-Lincyclopedia: This Maybe Sounds Mean, But I Think We Should Be Able To Send Doctors “Hey, You Were Wrong” Letters. I Was Misdiagnosed With Asthma When I Was 12 And Took Asthma Meds Daily For Seven Years, And Then It Turned Out I Hadn’t Had

Whats The Difference Between A Dyke And A Granddad

Neil-Gaiman:handern:what I Really Like About Pratchett&Amp;Rsquo;S Work Among All The Other Things, Is That He Basically Opens All His Books With Exposure And &Amp;Ldquo;Here Is An Immuable, Very Eternal Law Upon Which The World Is Built&Amp;Rdquo; And Then He Spends

Bearie:terrible News For Fussy And Crabby Kitty Cats. You Are Going To Be Kissed. You Are Going To Be Loved

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Anarchistmemecollective:c3Rvida3:Got A Couple Asks About Breaking My Promise Of Keeping This Blog A Positive Space, So I Wanted To Say: I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sorry For Saying That I Hope A Deer Tramples Texas Governor Greg Abbott Into A Pile Of Hamburger. I Only

Nailsofvecna:banned To Prevent The Gnomes&Amp;Rsquo; Futuristic Weaponry From Causing Timeline Paradoxes In Pre-Gunpowder Settings.

Trans-Mom:can You Believe Bee Keepers Milk Bee Udders For Honey? Shit&Amp;Rsquo;S Fucked Up.

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