dxmerons:little german boy: und platenpüssen?perry: *puts his hat on*little german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!

dxmerons:little german boy: und platenpüssen?perry: puts his hat onlittle german boy: oh mein gotten! perry ze platenpüssen!!

Rogha:rogha:rogha:one Time A Guy I Know Whose Girlfriend Was Heavily Pregnant Didn’t Tweet Anything For A Whole Day So I Texted Him ‘Congrats On Your Baby’ And Made Him Think I Had Some Kind Of Baby Precognition Like Six Months After That Just

Princessofnazareth:medusas-Stone-Snakes:princessofnazareth:medusas-Stone-Snakes:princessofnazareth:princessofnazareth:i Literally Don’t Care If You Have Social Anxiety You Still Need Social Skillsactually Developing Social Skills Is What Will Help Your

Those-Gremlin-Grapes:i Fucking Love Almost Human And Almost Alive Characters! Struggle With Your Humanity Go Sad Boy Go! Fuck Shit Up! Eat People!

Venlo:you Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell Me I&Amp;Rsquo;M Wrong

Endcant:take Comfort! Many Animals Make A Cute Little Squeak When They Yawn

Insanecorgi:zwahkmuchoney:ouch

Kaijuno:

Normal-Horoscopes:nucleariguana:normal-Horoscopes:a Little Bit Of Fear At New Experience Is A Sign Of Growth. Monotony Is Death Before Death And The Unexpected Is A Blessing. Anyway, Sorry I Carbonated Your Blood, The Spell Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Supposed To Do

I Need Another Crash Cymbal Something Fierce, And A Stand!

Aflo:nyanoraptor:nyanoraptor:oh Yeah? Well Perfectly Caramelizes Your OnionsHow To Make Five Large Onions Fit Inside A Single 8Oz Jar

Fuck This Fish Tank! Stupid!!! Aaaaaaaaaaa

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Spent Too Much Time On My Feet And Now I&Amp;Rsquo;M Grumpy :(

Saggy Samantha_Saint