basedgosh: if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal

basedgosh: if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal

Trombonered: Officialblueshell: Trombonered: A Fish Goes Up To Another Fish And Says “Whale You Go Out With Me?” Shell No You Beach

Gendercake: Applies To Harvard As A Joke Harvard Accepts Me As A Joke Enrolls At Harvard As A Joke Graduate With A Business Degree As A Joke Starts An Extremely Successful Business As A Joke Creates Empire For Myself As A Joke *Enters The

Turkeystuffer: Tatehorror: Your Tongue Doesn’t Fit Comfortably In Your Mouth You’re Right, Maybe It Would Fit Better In Yours

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Bagmilk: Seaking: How Turnt Up Could A Turnip Turn If A Turnip Could Turn Up

Unclefather: My Favorite Part Of Sleepovers Is When Its Like 4 Am And Everyone Is Laying Down Trying To Go To Bed And Its Silent And Then Someone Says Something Like “Ass Butter” And We’re So Tired That We Can’t Stop Laughing

Heckacute: My Résumé Is A Large Picture Of Me. There Is A Tiny Plastic Bag Of My Hair Stapled To The Corner. My Telephone Number Is On The Back.

Jennycockles: I Just Checked Facebook And…

Katara: Uɹoq I Sɐʍ ʎɥʍ

Coleytangerina: Freshly Dyed Sheep Run In View Of The Highway Near Bathgate, Scotland. The Sheep Farmer Has Been Dying His Sheep With Nontoxic Dye Since 2007 To Entertain Passing Motorists.

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