timetechghosthead: “Why are you always up so late?” “Why are you smiling at your phone?” “What’s that weird noise?” Me: *sweats nervously *

timetechghosthead: “Why are you always up so late?” “Why are you smiling at your phone?” “What’s that weird noise?” Me: sweats nervously

Babyanimalgifs: Cows Are Big Grass Puppies (Via @Sjames_Fit)

Tastefullyoffensive: “Kill…Me…” (Via Search_And_Rescue)

Unflatteringcatselfies: She Stretch.

Reblog If U Support Squishy Tummies, Legs, And Arms

Redgart: Ta Dah, Finished The Colors, Also A Sfw Version In Case Anyone Wants It As Phone Wallpaper 😂

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Supersecretblackmailhoard: March 31St: All Of April: May 1St:

Superbilliam: Dirtyhecker: The Best Experience Working In Customer Service That I Ever Had Was When I Worked At Building 19 And They Were Going Out Of Business. They Got To A Point Where All Sales Were Final And This Rude Asshole Came In Throwing A Fit

Peppermintsdicks: When You’re Watching A Movie And They Break Out The Unnecessary Love Triangle

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants

Micma: Mood: Jeanne At The Dmv In Line Waiting To Try To Get Her License Plate Changed To Fucking U1-Qtj

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