cumberbauched: motiveweight: thechurchofcelebrity: I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop

cumberbauched: motiveweight: thechurchofcelebrity: I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop

Thefaultinourstairs: But I’m Kinda Happy That I’m Not A Guy Because I Would Legitimately Get A Boner Like Every Other Minute

Allieelly: Yesterday I Got So Angry At My Ahoge I Hairgelled The Shit Out Of It And Now It’s So Hard I Can Hang Things On It

Thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: If You Call Me Baby I’ll Probably Fall In Love With You You’ve Been Warned

Teengrrrlsquad: Right Now: There’s A Hole In The Floor And We Can See The Class Below Us So We Tied A Cheeto To A Piece Of Yarn And We’re Trying To Communicate With This Girl But So Far She Hasn’t Noticed

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Iradicate: D0Nn0: D0Nn0: Someone Help I Dont Know What To Say Because Im Not Luke And Im Scared For Jake’s Safety This Got 32K And The Guy Was In The Bathtub The Whole Time Trippin On Lsd Acid &Amp;Gt;

It's Sexual Sunday, My Minions.

Thatdisneyprincess: Theconqueringfool: Mike Wasowski Is Now Stuck To Your Blog. Oh This Is Cool

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Cokeflow: I Don’t Question Peoples’ Sexuality Because 1, It Doesn’t Matter, And 2, I’m Only Attracted To Money, Which Brings Me Back To 1.

Deducecanoe: Andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: Riddlemehiddleston: This Came Into Work Today. I Shortlisted It And Displayed It On My Cafe Counter. The Back Said Something Like “He Is Into Bdsm. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, And Magic The Gathering).”

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