tastefullyoffensive: Ad for a local pizza shop. [x]

tastefullyoffensive: Ad for a local pizza shop. [x]

3-2-1Queer: When I Was In Fifth Grade I Realized I Liked Girls But I Was Like “That’s A Problem For Another Day” And Literally Forgot About It And Then In Like Eleventh Grade I Was Like “Oh My God”

Causally: You Wanna Go Gives You Flowers On A Date

Join-They-Said: Russian Medical Record Written In Cursive

Rick-Sanchez: Amazingwilderness: Source If You Don’t Think Mushrooms Are The Coolest Shit Then Just Get Out Of My Face.

Cloudpuppy: Do U Wanna Take A Bath Together And Give Each Other Bubble Beards

Scotty-Approved: &Amp;Ldquo;Asexuals Are Only 1% Of The Population So They Don’t Matter&Amp;Rdquo; Wow Yeah So Theres Only 72 Million Asexual People Yeah You’re Right Like None At All Ha Ha

Bombing: [Swallows Lit Cigarette] Arctic Monkeys

So-Personal: Everything Personal♡

Deanprincesster: Carryontoabetterplaceabettertime: Deanprincesster: The Catholic Church Gives Wine To 7 Year Olds But Gay Marriage Is Wrong I Mean This Is Totally Out Of Context But Is Technically True. It Is Believed To Be The Blood Of God And They

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Sexualremarks: Whorville: Is It True That Straight Boys Eat Footballs For Breakfast Yeah Everyday, The Leather Makes Them Feel More Secure About Their Inability To Satisfy Women

Everything I Draw Ends Up Wearing A Bow-Tie

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