No you don’t understand if you offer to help me up, you better be prepared to haul all of my weight off the ground. And I’m a heavy chick.

No you don’t understand if you offer to help me up, you better be prepared to haul all of my weight off the ground. And I’m a heavy chick.

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Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Reasons To Date Me No Pressure To Wear Pants In My Presence Or Any Clothes At All Really But It’s Up To You U Can Be Big Spoon Or Little Spoon Totally Your Choice I’m Always Ready To Make Out Always Also U Don’t Even Have

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Angryblackman: &Amp;Ldquo;How Are Your Grades?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;What Are You Majoring In?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Have You Got A Girlfriend?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;What Do You Want To Do When You Graduate?&Amp;Rdquo;

Lilkittygrl: You-Can-Call-Me-Carl: How Come A Girl Can Wear Guys Clothes And Look Cute Or Wear A Suit And Look Hot, But When A Guy Wears A Dress Or A Skirt It’s Weird? Because Our Society Thinks It’s Degrading To Be Feminine

Compliment: Do You Ever Want To Sleep For 14 Years Without Waking Up

Lightning-And-Roses: Toonskribblez: The Fact That This Year Easter Is On 4/20 Just Makes This Pic Even Better! Blaze It And Praise It!

Jabberwockysuperfly: The Lack Of Tattoos On My Body Is Highly Upsetting.

Smaugchiefestofcalamities: Mishasminions: Drunkenwords: Scary Just Got Sexy Taking Selfies With Your Besties Their Snapchats Would Be Gold

Awrrex: Confirmation That Smuppets Are Just Leprechauns In Heat

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Deluminator: Deluminator: I Try Not To Sound Like An Asshole But It’s Really Hard Because I Am An Asshole My Mom Texted Me A Facebook Screenshot Of This Today And Said ‘Sounds Like Something You Would Say Lol’ Like U Have No Idea Mom

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