elephanteatingchurro: mortons—fork: never have i seen my teacher wear pink & when asked he whispered “it’s wednesday”

elephanteatingchurro: mortons—fork: never have i seen my teacher wear pink & when asked he whispered “it’s wednesday”

Alicesadventuresinkickapoo: The Thing That Annoys Me About Myself Is That I See Other People As So Beautiful But The Things I Find Beautiful On Them - Freckles, Smile Lines, Spots, Stretch Marks, Podgy Bits… The Bits Of Your Body That Define Your Life..

Lilredheadjed: I Want To Be Told This

Sarcasm

Sarcasm

Sarcasm

Tardisity: The Oldest Person Alive Was Born On April 19, 1897, Meaning That April 18Th, 1897 Was Approximately The Last Time The Earth Was Inhabited By An Entirely Different Set Of People And If You Don’t Think That’s The Realest Shit Ever Then

Julianplowden: I Am A Passionate Lover I Will Lick You Scratch You Bite You- Cling To You Pin You Down By Your Hips Tug On Your Hair For A Tighter Grip Intense Eye Contact So You Don’t Slip I Will Love You

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Perfectly Okay With Expressing My Feelings Over The Internet Or Through Song Or Drawing- But You Will Never Ever Know When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Anything More Than Just A Little Sad In Person. Showing That I&Amp;Rsquo;M Hurt Means I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Failure And Crying

Rainbowd00Dles: Ugh, They’re Ruining My Life.

Linlin24: Flowers Old Sport! Flowers! Old Sport Is Really Getting Tired Of Your Shit, Jay….

Space Age Horror Story

Birdcagesanddemons: Rescueeffect: My Mom Got Called On To Read Aloud In Class And Came Across The Word ‘Island’ And Pronounced The S (Is-Land) And The Whole Class Laughed At Her And The Teacher Told Her She Was Stupid. She Grew Up Hating Reading

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