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How I Clean My Room:

Evaot: When Ur Tryin To Tell A Story But People Talk Over You

Fortheloveofotps: Ricepattiesfromabove: Sand When It’s Struck By Lightning No Its Fucking Not How Mnyfucking Times Do I Haveto Fucking Say This Goddam Rant That Is A Fucking Stick Stuck In The Goddam Sand With A Mother Fucking Drip And Castle Made

Greathaircut: Million Dollar Idea For A Men’s Hygiene Product: Shower Helmets For When You See Yourself Reflected On The Shower Glass And Try To Headbutt The Naked Male Encroaching On Your Territory

Cherrypienidhi: This Is Disturbingly Accurate

Dat-Soldier: Officialunitedstates: I Want To Be The First Person On The Moon To Shoot A Sniper Rifle At Earth And Hit A Wasp Nest. My Whole Life So Far Is Leading Up To That Moment

Tounlink: Just A Reminder That This Is An Actual Tweet From Denny’s

Sonoci: Miss-Mioda: This Is What It Looks Like When A Magical Girl Transforms From The Villains Point Of View And I Am Shitting Mysel F No Wonder They Never Do Anything To Stop Them Transforming. They Probably Just Stand There Like:

Dontkillcosima: I Don’t Remember This Hannah Montana/Suite Life Cross Over :\

$Dontkillcosima: I Don’t Remember This Hannah Montana/Suite Life Cross Over :\$

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Ugh Why Do I Have To Be Such A Fucking Frick

Beepony: Venidel: Some Hogwartstuck Headcanons. Karkat Being Slytherin Thank You

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