batreaux: you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

batreaux: you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

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Unclefather: A Bee Can Become Drunk From Fermented Nectar And Other Bees Will Punish It By Chewing Off Its Legs. &Amp;Ldquo;Hey, Pete Is Drunk Again Lets Chew His Legs Off&Amp;Rdquo;

Tourettesandsex: Urbies: Xbostons: Lostboyonadeadthrone: If Your Girlfriend Has Sexual Intercourse With Another Girl. Is That Considered Cheating? If I’m Right Handed And I Punch You With My Left, Did I Really Hit You? I’ll Reblog This Every

Robotsatthedisco: Puppytierjade: Robotsatthedisco: You Can Never Lose An Argument If You Say “Shut Up Nerd” At The End Yes You Can Shut Up Nerd

Mishasminions: I Am Both Of Them

Thecrimsonalchemist: So, As I Said Earlier, My Boyfriend, Christopher Mordan Has Gone Missing. He’s White, Cis, 21 Years Old, Around 220 Pounds And 6’6”. He Was Last Heard From On Thursday, September 18Th At 7:37Pm Mountain Time (10:37 Pm Eastern

Fourangers: Original Artist: Blue Tomato Cutting The Original Comic Fucking Sucks So Here’s The Original Size: Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3

Hamstock: Kaymurph: It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp (Full-Size) Awwww Yeeeah

Spookyalois: No Kidding

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Unleashthedragonfleet: Don’t Be Upsetti, Have Some Spaghetti

Dottyasyouplease: That Tree Looks So Happy That It Is Receiving A Hug From This Child

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