hanarply: “You have four year old twins. Any idea what they’re gonna do when they get older?”

hanarply: “You have four year old twins. Any idea what they’re gonna do when they get older?”

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I Blocked You Out Of My Mind

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Autumngracy: Zforzelma: Lesbianshepard: So I Was Googling Cerberus And During The Labors Of Heracles The Final Labor Assigned To Him Was To Capture Cerberus And Instead Of, Like, Stealing The Dog He Just Went Down To Hades And Asked If He Could Borrow

I’m Drowning In An Ocean Of Thoughts

Are You Happy?

Parenting Tip

Nah

Theshitfuck-Png

Vonnx: This Is So Fucking Surreal.. It’s 7Pm And Other People In This City Have Done Something And Been Out The Entire Day Until Now And I. Have Breakfast…… Because I Ruined My Sleep Pattern And Became A Fucking Vampire Oh My God

Don't Come Any Closer ~

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