flail: HELP HER

flail: HELP HER

Tastefullyoffensive: (Via 13Adh13)

Itsbetterthananal: When Did We Even First Discover The Concept Of Glasses Like Was An Egyptian Pharaoh Walking Around In His Jewel Room And Put Two Crystals Up To His Eyes And Was Like Yoooooooooooo Neithhotep Come Look At This

Andyrockcandy: Captaingrumpycub: Dandalf-Thegay: Being Gay Makes It Really Hard To Tell If You’re On A Date Or A Man Date “Are We Just Friends Or Is This Flirting Serious?” “Does This Handjob Mean Something?”

Ellenpagedaily: The First Trailer For Ellen Page’s “Gaycation” Is Finally Here, Via Buzzfeed! The First Trailer For Viceland’s Gaycation, Which Has Ellen Page Traveling To Different Cities Around The World Exploring Local Lgbt Culture, Is Finally

Dadvevo: Dolphinboy420: Chicken Nuggets Are Disgusting

Dragondicks: I Went To Smell My Bra This Morning To See If It Was Gross And For Some Reason The Instructions Got Fucked Up On The Way From My Brain And I Ended Up Putting It To My Ear And Just Listening To It For A Second. Idk How My Brain Thought That

Forever In My Heart.

Hotcheetoprincess: This Literally Made My Heart Melt

Supamuthafuckinvillain: Bishopmyles: Soggymoistmeat: Rauhweltbegriff: This Is The Most Wild Vine I’ve Seen In Months An Actual Masterpiece I Needed This Lol This Was Necessary

Jenniferlawrectum: School Grades College Work Money Bills Adulthood Responsibility

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Urbancatfitters: Me: [Vibrating Slightly Because I Had Too Much Caffeine] Everything In The World Is My Fault

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