oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*

oborolover: bites into a bagel from this place it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly

Acornfriend:i’m Allowed 1 (One) Weed Joke Per Year

C2Ndy2C1D: Rjdrawsstuff:mom Still Has Cancer Cells Growing. I’m Still Struggling Looking For Work And She Still Has To Continue Medication Then Start Chemo Next Week. I’m Seeing A Therapist Again Soon And Money’s Not A Resource We Have Anymore.

Someone Help, My Phone Is Secretly Captain Obvious And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Rubbing It In My Face. @Crybabytime

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Kyoko.

Cheer Up Buttercup

Derinthemadscientist: Factsinallcaps: The Legendary Story Of The Trojan Horse Does Not Involve The Greeks Giving The Horse To The Trojans As A Gift. The Greeks’ Deception Was Actually That They Left The Horse As An Offering To The Goddess Athena.

Best Funny

Oprah Was Here

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Nasukichan: Doodles

Nasukichan: “Toxic” Traditional + Digital

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