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Cricketsqueak: Elemeno-Pee: Mitochondriaandbunnies: Dan And I Bought A Thing Called “Long Ziti” From The Local Weird Bargain Store, Largely As A Joke, But…. I Have Never Had A More Unsettling Pasta Experience In My Life. They Wouldn’t Bend

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Breadmaakesyoufat: I Just Heard A Bouncing Noise And Then That Was Followed By My Dad Saying “Oh No My Potato”

Etude-Bolide: Yesterday At Work This Lady Was Buying A Leaf Plate And When I Told Her I Thought It Was Cute She Said “Yeah, It’s Perfect For My Treehouse!”. I Was Like “Oh, Do You Have Kids?” And She Said “Yeah, I Have Kids, They Just Aren’t

Thoodleoo: Ah Yes, The Solar Eclipse, That Glorious Event Every Few Years When Apollo Does Something So Incredibly Stupid That Artemis Has To Yell At Him In Broad Daylight In Front Of Half Of The World

Afrocentricheavymetalgoddess: The End Where They’re Two People Fucked Me Up The Most

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Angel-Baez:i Can’t Fucking Believe This

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Vodcar:

Thaidraws: That 20 Minute Drive To And From Is My Me Time

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