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ryoata: next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked and just whisper quietly “you can see me?”

ryoata: next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked and just whisper quietly “you can see me?”

ryoata:  next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked

ryoata:  next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked

Thegreenguitar: Why Does ‘Liking Someone’ Have To Be This Big Secret? Why Doesn’t Everyone In The World Just Make It Really Clear? Why Can’t We Make T-Shirts With The Names Of Who We Crush On? Why Don’t We Throw Pianos At People And Yell Hello

Thegreenguitar:  Why Does ‘Liking Someone’ Have To Be This Big Secret? Why Doesn’t

Optimistic Prime

Optimistic Prime

Zarigüeya

Zarigüeya

Unclefather: Unclefather: At My Funeral There Is Going To Be A Closed Casket And Then It Will Be Opened To Reveal That I Am Not Inside. Instead, They Will Turn On The Ceiling Fan And My Lifeless Body Will Swing Around The Room While The Space Jam

Unclefather:  Unclefather:  At My Funeral There Is Going To Be A Closed Casket And

Life Through My High Eyes

Life Through My High Eyes

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: My Roommate Said She’d Be Home Three Hours Ago Dont Know If I Should Be Worried Or Eat Her Ice Cream Its Delicious 

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:  Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:  My Roommate Said She’d Be

Udongayn: Dont Touch Me Im Sterile

Udongayn:  Dont Touch Me Im Sterile

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Subject13Fringe: Montypythonandtheholyblog: Today I Learned That If You Want To Slash Someone’s Tires, Don’t Slash All Four; Only Slash Three Because If You Slash All Four Their Insurance Will Pay For It But If You Only Slash Three They Have To

Subject13Fringe:  Montypythonandtheholyblog:  Today I Learned That If You Want To

Momentsforeverfaded: Carrots-Up-My-Bum: Bucket-O-Magikarp: Karkatscommunistbutthole: Monicle-Lewinsky: I’m A Little Teapot Short And Stout Heir Ist Mein Handle Heir Ist Mein Spout When Ze Jews All Steam Up I Vant To Shout Open Ze Oven And Take

Momentsforeverfaded:  Carrots-Up-My-Bum:  Bucket-O-Magikarp:  Karkatscommunistbutthole:

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Létale */Hiatus/

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