Optimistic Prime

Optimistic Prime

Zarigüeya

Unclefather: Unclefather: At My Funeral There Is Going To Be A Closed Casket And Then It Will Be Opened To Reveal That I Am Not Inside. Instead, They Will Turn On The Ceiling Fan And My Lifeless Body Will Swing Around The Room While The Space Jam

Life Through My High Eyes

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: My Roommate Said She’d Be Home Three Hours Ago Dont Know If I Should Be Worried Or Eat Her Ice Cream Its Delicious

Udongayn: Dont Touch Me Im Sterile

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Subject13Fringe: Montypythonandtheholyblog: Today I Learned That If You Want To Slash Someone’s Tires, Don’t Slash All Four; Only Slash Three Because If You Slash All Four Their Insurance Will Pay For It But If You Only Slash Three They Have To

Momentsforeverfaded: Carrots-Up-My-Bum: Bucket-O-Magikarp: Karkatscommunistbutthole: Monicle-Lewinsky: I’m A Little Teapot Short And Stout Heir Ist Mein Handle Heir Ist Mein Spout When Ze Jews All Steam Up I Vant To Shout Open Ze Oven And Take

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Létale */Hiatus/

Baby Hippo Baby Hippo Baby Hippo!

I Don't Know What I'm Doing

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