alittlepinkbow: dampsandwitch: you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet

alittlepinkbow: dampsandwitch: you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet

Candobetterthanthat: Repo The Genetic Opera (2008)- Graverobber Bowing

Sassygayzin: Theblackship: Damegreywulf: -Onyourknees: The Fact That He Tried So Hard To Estimate How Far He’d Need To Jump To Make It On The Couch And Then Not Making It Omfg My Heart Just Exploded A Little He Forgot To Factor In How Slick The

Dear Tragedy,

God, Dont Do This To Me. Dont Be Sweet And Flirty, When I Know Its Meaningless, And I Can Never Have You.

Misslightningtits: The Moderator Needs A Spray Bottle Like Every Time Someone Interrupts He Could Just Be Like No Bad Presidential Candidate

Paixamourandcoffee: Obama Should Just Say “Mitt Romney Thinks Airplane Windows Should Open” And Then Kick Over The Podium And Backflip Out Of The Room While He Flips Him Off

Onetwothreeforeskin: “There’s A Hole In My Heart Where You Used To Be.”

Heaven Isn't So Far Away

Heaven Isn't So Far Away

Ramenjesus: Welcome To The 2012 Presidential Debate Where Everything Is Made Up And The Points Don’t Matter

So-Unf0Rgiv3N: Perf.

Buttholevegan: Favorite Commercial