314eater: thesquidgyaffliction: myl0veforyouwasbulletpr00f: what if you dialed the wrong number and ended up calling one of your favorite band members Then it’s not the wrong number

314eater: thesquidgyaffliction: myl0veforyouwasbulletpr00f: what if you dialed the wrong number and ended up calling one of your favorite band members Then it’s not the wrong number

Two Churches Located Across The Street From Each Other. At Least The Catholics Have A Sense Of Humor.

Aranyeha: So My Best Friend Was Working On Her History Project And She Needed Some Chinese Characters For It So I Google Translated ‘You’re Gay’ And Put It In Chinese And She Drew That In Marker On Her Project And It Was Fucking Hilarious But It

Innumerablegibbons: A Women Got Breast Implants Made Of Wood Yesterdayit Would Be Funny If This Joke Has A Punchlinewooden Tit

Bowlingforsoup: One Time In Class We Were Taking A Test And This Kid Kept Looking At My Answers So I Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Souped Up 4 Wheel Drive Carved My Name Into His Leather Seat I Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Headlights

Proudlynerdy: I Feel Bad For My Parents Because They Have An Unpopular, Unathletic Daughter Who Rants About Fictional Characters And How Much She Hates Kids At School

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So This Is Living?

Dear Tragedy,

Artificial Intelligence

Yepxthatsme: Might Be Easy To Get Sex, But All Dick Ain’t Good Dick.

War Kills People From The Inside Out Sometimes “In War, There Are No Unwounded Soldiers.”

Tellittoreadersdigest: Sassygayzin: Theblackship: Damegreywulf: -Onyourknees: The Fact That He Tried So Hard To Estimate How Far He’d Need To Jump To Make It On The Couch And Then Not Making It Omfg My Heart Just Exploded A Little He Forgot To

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