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Thespookypineapple: Q,Cucumbersforlegs: Thedarkestlord: Last Year, I Wore All Red And Had A Cape. I Started Trick-Or-Treating Really Late And When People Opened The Door I Was Like “Hey I’m Your Period. Sorry I’m Late.” Omfg Ar Eyou Serious

Kazaamm: Jenny Han, It’s Not Summer Without You Saturday Night.

Jarjarbinkzz: Hmm My Grandfather “Can’t Remember” Where He Was On The Night Of September 7Th 1996, The Night Tupac Was Shot. I’m Kind Of Suspicious Tbh

Kanyewestevil: What If Dogs Could Speak But All They Said Was ‘Wow I Am A Dog’

Fuckyeahloldemort: Do You Ever Say Something Sarcastic And The Person You Said It To Doesn’t Understand That It’s A Joke But You Can’t Be Bothered Explaining It So You Just Let Them Think You’re An Asshole

Alex-Clover-Sam: Apparently, Jokingly Spreading Your Legs When The Dentist Says “Open Wide” Is Frowned Upon In This Establishment.

Legal-Savvy: Genius!

Thethirdreel: It’s Almost Time To Not Get Kissed Under The Mistletoe And Not Get Kissed On New Years.

Scenesfromaboredmind: We Put Up The Scariest Halloween Decorations We Could Find

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Robonmyknob: So Very High.

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