jarjarbinkzz: Ever since I turned 8, people seem to be less and less interested in hearing what my favorite dinosaur is.

jarjarbinkzz: Ever since I turned 8, people seem to be less and less interested in hearing what my favorite dinosaur is.

My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Anxious And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

Zooeyclairedeschahell: “Cool Jeans,” I Tell A Cute Boy Little Did He Know That I Actually Talking About His Genes Because Those Chromosomes Have Combined Beautifully Ay Papi

Tforge13: Darrynek: Lmao To Your Left You See Mixed Races, People Of All Ages Cheering. To Your Right You See… … A Bunch Of Old White People Looking Morose

Brokenbravery: I Just Woke My Mom Up To Tell Her Obama Won And Her Half-Asleep Response Was “Jesus Fuckin Hallelujah Bring On The Gays” I Am So Done

Queen Of Hell

Hummelsass: Where Are We Going To Put The Extra Star On The Flag For Puerto Rico Omg

213498: This Really Drunk Guy Came Into Mcdonalds Last Night And Asked If I Was Voting For Obama Or Romney And I Was Just Like Neither.. We Live In Canada..? And He Was Like Omfg What

Laugh-Addict: Monsters, Inc. — 2001 Monsters University — 2013

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Queen Of Hell

Teawithdaleks: Pyrocopter: Dammitmelsalsa: Everything Looks Cooler While Wearing Leather Gloves. Who Cuts Their Bread With A Butter Knife? Who Cuts Their Bread With A Hunting Knife?

Spiderman-Saga: Juliaew: Awh Man Everyone Made So Many “Moving To Canada!!!” Jokes Before And Now That Obama Won I’m Picturing A Sad Canada Just Standing There With A Pillow And Sleeping Bag Like “So You Guys Aren’t Coming Over, Eh? Oh…

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