neopats: I CAN’T BREATHE

neopats: I CAN’T BREATHE

I-Said-Adventure: Castieltheunicorn: Ledgergushingred: Ipgd: Mastahaze: This Is The Most Beautiful Horse In The World… From Turkey Shit Son This Horse Is Like Spun Gold Ican’t

Fuckyeahpooping: This Really Works!!!!!!!! 1) Find A Small Prickly Cactus 2) Shove It Up Your Ass

Perseaus: Do The Harlem Shakespeare

Meladoodle: Doctor Delivers Baby Yes That’ll Be $8 For Shipping And Handling

Curiosity At It's Finest.

Grimshws: Omfg So I Just Messaged This Guy Saying ‘Do U Wanna See A Picture Of Mah Boob ;)’ And Hes Like ‘Oh Yeah ;)’ And I Just Sent Him This Im Laughing So Ahrd

Hawkeyer: “Why Are You So Offended” “It’s Really Not That Big Of A Deal” “Learn To Take A Joke” “It’s Called Freedom Of Speech”

Jmourinhos: Midnightcatalyst: Where Can I Download Motivation Here

Green-Satan: Trying To Leave Tumblr

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: “Tell Me When,” The Waiter Says As He Starts Grating My Parmesan Cheese On My Pasta. I Sit There In Silence And Watch As The Restaurant Fills With Cheese And Suffocates Everyone

Curiosity At It's Finest.

Vaspim2K13: Whoever Said Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Wit Was Obviously Being Sarcastic

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