fuckyeahpooping: This really Works!!!!!!!! 1) find a small prickly cactus 2) shove it up your ass

fuckyeahpooping: This really Works!!!!!!!! 1) find a small prickly cactus 2) shove it up your ass

Perseaus: Do The Harlem Shakespeare

Meladoodle: Doctor Delivers Baby Yes That’ll Be $8 For Shipping And Handling

Curiosity At It's Finest.

Grimshws: Omfg So I Just Messaged This Guy Saying ‘Do U Wanna See A Picture Of Mah Boob ;)’ And Hes Like ‘Oh Yeah ;)’ And I Just Sent Him This Im Laughing So Ahrd

Hawkeyer: “Why Are You So Offended” “It’s Really Not That Big Of A Deal” “Learn To Take A Joke” “It’s Called Freedom Of Speech”

Jmourinhos: Midnightcatalyst: Where Can I Download Motivation Here

Green-Satan: Trying To Leave Tumblr

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: “Tell Me When,” The Waiter Says As He Starts Grating My Parmesan Cheese On My Pasta. I Sit There In Silence And Watch As The Restaurant Fills With Cheese And Suffocates Everyone

Curiosity At It's Finest.

Vaspim2K13: Whoever Said Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Wit Was Obviously Being Sarcastic

Niclc: Sarcastic-Snowflake: Where Can I Apply? Those Hours And Pay Are Beautiful

Shadowrawrs: Strawberrydaydreams: Do You Ever Hate Someone So Much But You Don’t Even Have A Valid Reason You’re Just Like No And Then They Give You A Reason And Its Like

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