thecatalyst-toyourdemise: IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

thecatalyst-toyourdemise: IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

Swiftingthrough: Cloudy With A Chance Of Why The Fuck Am I Outside

Peegan: I Just Ran Onto My Porch And Screamed “Can I Just Fucking Be Good Enough To Actually Make You Feel Something” And A Guy Rode By On A Bike And Screamed “You Are Perfect And You Make Me Feel Alive” Wow Fuck Thank You Stranger Thank You

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Iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: None Of Us Are As Funny As We Think We Are

Lindsaychrist: Crocs-Wbu: Oh My God I Wrote This On My Math Test To My Friend And I Handed It In And Forgot To Erase It Im Peeing Its Literally Pen

Tupacabra: Gets Home Immediately Strips Down To Underwear And Socks

Fake-Mermaid: I Think One Of The Hardest Things In Life Is Trying To Get Comfortable In Bed When You Have Boobs

Poopflow: Poopflow: I Clicked A Wrong Link And Yelled Abort Abort And My Mom Whispered I Thought The Same Thing Right Before U Were Born

Live Fast Die Young

Live Fast Die Young

Grampas: Fucking Jerry

Nayx: I See London I See France. I See Spain. I See Germany

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