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hiccupartist: when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong

Jotter-Journal: Translated Description: “An “X” On The Back Marked Its Future. He Was Born Less Than Three Days Ago And It Has Already Been Classified As “Not Suitable” To Meet The Unique Requirements That Are Taken Into Account By Our Species

Destielocked: Writing Seems So Easy Until You Start Writing

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Mrcraabs: Why The Fuck Cant I Have A Best Friend Who Lives 30 Seconds Away From Me Who Always Comes Over And We Just Stay At Each Others Houses Whenever Movies Are So Deceiving

Fuckyeahragetoons: I Should Have Known

Snapchatting: Ugh Why Did You Have To Do That Cute Thing Now I Have To Kiss You

Woofuckingjiho: When The Pizza Guy Came Over Today I Was Like “Have A Good Day” And He Said “Dont Tell Me What To Do” And I Just Stood There Staring At Him And Then He’s Like “Lol I Got That From Drake And Josh”

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Dailydot: Target Makes Fashion Faux Pas With Plus-Sized Manatee Dress

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