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ouyangdan: mishafuckingackles: #i don’t need to look where i’m shooting #caw caw motherfuckers lemme show you how it’s done in the circus.

Shutupaubrey: Parents Who Try To Shelter Their Children From Every Little Thing That Could Possibly Corrupt Them Are Going To Have Some Fucked Up Kids A.k.a Me

Unfollower: Having A Good Url Is Nice Because People Automatically Assume You’re Really Popular And Have A Great Blog

Breezeful: Pb-N-Jfish: Your Blog Has Officially Been Signed By Johnny Depp. His Signature Alone Will Impregnate Me. Omfg^

Burgrs: I Thought I Left My Ipod In The Theater So We Went Back To Look For It And I Couldn’t See So I Turned On My Ipod To Give Me Some Light So I Could Find My Ipod Do U See Where This Is Goin G Because I Did Not

Charlenekaye: I Can’t Not Love This.

Jehovahs: Ihaveasthma: Cats That Have Faces Like This With The Colors Split Down The Middle Means That There Were Two Cats In The Mummy Cats Womb That Merged Together In The Early Stages Of Fertilization. It’s Actually Called A Chimera And Is When

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My Favourite Sex Position Is 9 That’s Me Curled Up In My Bed Alone Crying

Girlslave: Jenny Holzer

Do Drugs But Stay In School Too So You Can Get A Good Job And Buy More Drugs.

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There Are Approximately 1,013,913 Words In The English Language But I Could Never String Any Of Them Together To Explain How Incredible I Think You Are.

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