breezeful: pb-n-jfish: Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp. his signature alone will impregnate me. OMFG^

breezeful: pb-n-jfish: Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp. his signature alone will impregnate me. OMFG^

Burgrs: I Thought I Left My Ipod In The Theater So We Went Back To Look For It And I Couldn’t See So I Turned On My Ipod To Give Me Some Light So I Could Find My Ipod Do U See Where This Is Goin G Because I Did Not

Charlenekaye: I Can’t Not Love This.

Jehovahs: Ihaveasthma: Cats That Have Faces Like This With The Colors Split Down The Middle Means That There Were Two Cats In The Mummy Cats Womb That Merged Together In The Early Stages Of Fertilization. It’s Actually Called A Chimera And Is When

Yourbones: Somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My Dog Understands The Word “No,” So How Are You Going To Tell Me Teenage Boys Don’t Know The Difference Between Rape And Consent? Nailed It.

My Favourite Sex Position Is 9 That’s Me Curled Up In My Bed Alone Crying

Girlslave: Jenny Holzer

Do Drugs But Stay In School Too So You Can Get A Good Job And Buy More Drugs.

Authoritydangerheartkilljoy: Princerammyz: Ever Wonder What The Property Across From The Westboro Baptist Church Looks Like. Not Even Joking.

There Are Approximately 1,013,913 Words In The English Language But I Could Never String Any Of Them Together To Explain How Incredible I Think You Are.

Awesomephilia: I’m Surprised His Balls Fit Through That Gap… (Via)

Foxtides: It’s Annoying When People Think That Rough/Dominance/Kinky Sex Is Demeaning And That Women Who Partake In It Have No Self Respect Um No I Can Have Self Respect And Be Choked At The Same Time Thanks

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Thefrogman: “Where Are We Going?” “I’ve Been Following You.” “Dammit. Let’s Ask That Gorilla For Directions.” “Are Gorillas Indigenous To This Area?” “I’m Not Really Sure. What Kind Of Birds Are

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