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Beben-Eleben: There Once Was A Young Boy With A Very Bad Temper. The Boy’s Father Wanted To Teach Him A Lesson, So He Gave Him A Bag Of Nails And Told Him That Every Time He Lost His Temper He Must Hammer A Nail Into Their Wooden Fence. On The First
Humancentipeed: In The Sims, You Don’t Say, “I Love You.” You Say, “Habadu Bashubi,” Which Roughly Translates To, “I Cannot Move Because There Is Furniture In The Way.” I Think That’s Absolutely Beautiful.
Goldshirts-Tightpants: If Ur Ever Scared Of Being An Adult Just Remember That You Can Get Hotel Rooms And Order Large Pizzas And Don’t Have To Share With Any Bitch And That’s The Real Meaning Of Being A Grown Up
Deathbecomesclearer: 21 Days Until I’m Reunited With My Numba One Nigga
Doll-Ballet: It’s So Sad That Some Of The Loveliest And Kindest People Dislike Themselves A Lot
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Caaandy-Apple: Alablisse: Baddiez: My Favourite Gif Ever I Want To Be A Mermaid Prettiest Gif Ever
Girlpal: F Is For Friends Who Do Stuff Together
Coagulates: I Just Wanna Kiss You For A Few Hours
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