hungarian: these bathing suits look so cute wow now all i need to do is steal that model’s body

hungarian: these bathing suits look so cute wow now all i need to do is steal that model’s body

Sylviaplth: The Fact That Kids Feel Physically Ill And Have Mental Breakdowns At The Very Idea Of Going To School Should Be A Clue To Some People That Maybe Something Isnt Fucking Right

Nepeta-Walks-Into-A-Club: We Had A Substitute Teacher Who Kept Saying He Was A Philosopher??? And Somehow Everyone Was Impressed By That And He Said “Ladies, If A Guy Wants To Sleep With You And You Say No And And He Follows You Around And Keeps Asking

Supjerbear: My Favourite Thing Is When Someone Says, “I Think About You A Lot,” Or “I Had A Dream About You,” Or “I Was Just About To Text You,” Or Something Because The Fact That I Occur To Someone When I’m Not Talking To Them Or Anything

Itsgonnarian: “You’re Just Missing A Concert” They Said “It’s Not Like It’s A Big Deal” They Said “It’s Just A Band” They Said “What Are You Doing With That Axe” They Said

Fever Dreams

Hedonistic Desire

The Sexual Perplexity Of Michelle

Fuck Sexual Frustration

Daddyfuckedme: Whenever Someone Tells Me A Story They’ve Already Told Me Before I Pretend I Haven’t Heard It Yet So They Don’t Feel Stupid Because I’m Nice As Fuck

Everything-Except-Folk-Punk: I Want Affection So Badly Right Now.

The Sexual Perplexity Of Michelle

Im Gonna Be So Hot Next Year And Everyones Gonna Be Like Why Did We Ignore Her Last Year And Ill Have To Make A Chart So I Can Spend Equal Time With All My Boyfriends

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