fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

Princesstoaster: Sends Nudes Reply: Your Room Is Messy

It Is Currently Real Kiwi Hours

The-Vashta-Nerada: Today My Sister Asked Me For A Glass Of Cold Water And I Sarcastically Asked Her “How Cold” And She Said “As Frigid As Your Love Life”

Goldenclitoris: Muslimmilf: My New Extensions Came In :-) I Couldnt Even Tell Girl They Look So Cute (:

Curiosity At It's Finest.

Ladyblogger-Margie: Anna-Of-Wonderland: Reads The Last Line Again Closes The Book Deep Sigh Screams Throws Book Out The Window Jumps Out The Window After It Writhes In Pain While Clutching The Book Cries And Rocks It Back And Forth *Puts

Bony Knees

Chabbit: The Hardest Part Of Writing Witty Dialogue Is That I’m Not As Witty As The Characters

Callmekitto: Internetfeet: People Mistake Ovulation And Menstruation To Be The Same Thing When In Fact They Aren’t Ovulation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Hello Friends I Am Here” And Menstuation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Goodbye Friends I

The Absolute Funniest Posts On Tumblr

Beastlybeautyx0X: Laughterkey: Caffeinated-Zombie: So, In The Middle Of Everything Today, We Ran Across A Hellaciously Distressed Momma Mallard And A Bunch Of Her Baby Ducks That Had Fallen Down A Sewer Grate. Another Guy Was Already Trying To Fish

Fucking Shit!

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