goddessoftheinternet: i seriously should stop offering to fight ppl to the death though its becoming an unhealthy habit and one day ill lose

goddessoftheinternet: i seriously should stop offering to fight ppl to the death though its becoming an unhealthy habit and one day ill lose

Cacforbrains: Me Getting My Charger When My Phones About To Die

Vaspim: You Wanna Know What Gets Me Off? What Really Turns Me On? Writing An Essay Without Changing The Default Size 11 Calibri Font With No Line Spacing, And Then Changing It To Size 12 Times New Roman With Double Spacing And Seeing It Grow From 3 To

Irresponsibleeyouth: The Trick Is To Not Let People Know How Really Weird You Are Until Its Too Late For Them To Back Out

I'm Gonna Show You Who I Am.

I Hate Life Right Now. Im Sad, And Tired, And Confused, And Cramping. Somebody Save Me From This Hell.

Daftpostpunk: You Better Pop Lock And Drop That Attitude

Theyellowbrickroad: I Want To Go On A Fucking Adventure This Summer You Know Make Some Memories Do Some Wild Things But Ill Probably Just Lay In Bed And Eat Mcdonalds And Watch Netflix But Hey Its Fun To Pretend Ill Actually Do Something

Theemptyholmes: My Sister Has Just Come Home From Work And She’s Wearing A Nice Outfit And Eating An Avocado And Texting Her Boyfriend On Her Iphone While I Lay Face Down On My Sofa In My Pyjamas And A Hoodie Eating Cold Kfc And Watching Reruns Of

Lucillesballs: I Like How There’s Barely Enough Room To Fit A Phone In The Pockets Of Girl Pants But In Boys’ Pants Pockets You Can Perform Your Nieces Baptism

Sunsetsandsilhoettedreams: Jointeamfreewill: Neil Patrick Harris’ Family This Is It Guys. These People Can’t Get Married. Please Tell Me Why Te Fuck Not I Babysit Children That Look Like Those Little Angels C:

Willyumbeckett: One Time This Guy In My Class Drew A Penis On The Blackboard With A Permanent Marker And Continued The Drawing With An Erasable Marker And Made It To Be A Cat And My English Teacher Wanted To Write On The Blackboard So She Tried To Erase

Theneverendingdrums: Fejes: Peaceloveandbrittana: This Wins Over Other Pro-Gay Commercials Because You Had No Idea He Was Gay And Then You Can’t Tell Which One Is His Husband They Are Showing Them As People Not As Gays And Straights Fuckin Love

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