holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Greatwhiteprivilege: “Guys Don’t Like It When Girls..” Wow For A Second I Was Gonna Do Something I Enjoy Solely Because I Enjoy It But Since Guys May Not Like It I Will Not Do The Thing Because My Only Goal In Life Is To Please Men Thank You For

Gosh Why Did 8Th Grade Me Think It Was A Good Idea To Like Every Single Facebook Page That Even Slightly Applied To Me

Theanti90Smovement: Wwhy The Fuck Do People Set Off Fireworks In The Middle Of The Fucking Day. Whats The Fucking Point U Cant Even See Them?? Does The Sound Of Them Make Ur Dick Hard Or Something U Piece Of Shit?

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Pastelmorgue: Geth-Metal: Frostbackscat: Oh My God If You’re Going To Judge Someone’s Cosplay You Better Learn Your Fucking Shit Because This Is Duela Dent You Goddamn Assholes. Ahahaha Perpetually Laughing Over The Fact That “Real Gamer/Comic

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Iw0Ntcryanymore: Once When I Was On My Period I Dropped A Bowl Of Cheese Balls On The Floor And Sat Down And Cried For An Hour If That Doesn’t Explain Periods Then Idk What Does

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