who-is-lea: heyfunniest: Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up. <3

who-is-lea: heyfunniest: Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up. <3

Textpoops: Blowjobs Suck But They Aren’t As Shitty As Anal

Rossiyaa: “If You Don’t Have This On Your Blog I Will Judge You”

We Had A Bomb Threat In School Yesterday

Hooddoggy: I Want To Get So Good At Giving Sly Digs That You Dont Even Realize I Insulted You Until Like A Week Later When You Randomly Start Crying While Eating Breakfast

Longlivelordchrispy: I Feel Like Kristen Would Appreciate This Lol

Kansass: I Dont Get Sexually Frustrated I Just Get Romantically Frustrated Like Why Isnt Somebody Holding My Hand

Mydepressioneatsmealive: “According To Greek Mythology, Humans Were Originally Created With Four Arms, Four Legs, And A Head With Two Faces. Fearing Their Power, Zeus Split Them Into Two Separate Beings Condemning Them To Spend Their Lives In Search

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Hurricane-Emily: Jimgaffigan: Ladies I Hope Getting Your Nails Done Feels Good Because Not A Single Man Notices You Got Them Done. Maybe Just Maybe Women Do Some Things For Themselves And Not Just For Men What A Concept

Shells-And-Driftwood: I Will Never Understand Ppl Who Think They’re Too Old For Halloween. Why The Fuck Would You Be Concerned About How Old You Are When You Can Literally Get Loads Of Free Candy And Dress Up In Horrifying Or Hilarious Costumes???

Cotton Candy Skies

Heart·ache ☀

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