rapewhistled: people can accept that god can become man to save man but cant realize that man can become god to save himself

rapewhistled: people can accept that god can become man to save man but cant realize that man can become god to save himself

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Rapewhistled: Like U Cant Be A Shitty Actress And Get Mad When U Dont Win Any Awards And Blame It On Everyone Being Sexist

Babyferaligator: Gives U Head For A Selfie Reblog

Darkriku5: My Friend Was Walking And Found This Godzilla Toy In The Trash So He Put A Shirt On It, Named Him John, And Then Took Him Out To T.g.i. Fridays And Then Dinner Was On John.

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