Internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *Twirls Phone Cord Around Finger* Sooooo How Was Your Day? Did You Arrest Any Bad Guys?…No You Hang Up First! Hello? 911?
darkriku5: My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John.
