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marina-peixes: svvords: Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs she wears short shorts I wear long longs

marina-peixes:  svvords:  Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

marina-peixes:  svvords:  Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

Mindofataurus: I Love To Love. I Love To Make All People Feel Welcomed And Loved, But I Mean, When It’s Me And Someone I Love, I Love To Just Express That Love. I Wanna Give You Massages. I Wanna Give You Amazing Gifts Because I’m Super Attentive.

Mindofataurus:  I Love To Love. I Love To Make All People Feel Welcomed And Loved,

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The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:  Marshmallowdreams1: Http://Mintchoco.deviantart.com/

Chihirofujisaiki: When Someone Says “I Dont Want To&Amp;Quot; Or “I Dont Feel Comfortable&Amp;Quot; Dont You Fucking Dare Tell Them That Thats Not A Good Excuse If They Dont Want To Fucking Do It Dont Make Them Do It Oh Ymg Ffucking God

Chihirofujisaiki:  When Someone Says “I Dont Want To&Amp;Quot; Or “I Dont Feel

Death-By-Lulz: Jimdoesntcarrey: Don’t Even Talk To Me Unless You Have This Hairstyle

Death-By-Lulz:  Jimdoesntcarrey: Don’t Even Talk To Me Unless You Have This Hairstyle

Silent-Cannibal: Absolut-Niemand: In Germany We Don’t Say “I Don’t Care&Amp;Quot; We Say “Das Ist Mir Wurst&Amp;Quot; Which Roughly Translates As “This Is Sausage To Me&Amp;Quot; I Think That’s Beautiful. No You Don’t Understand We Actually Do Say

Silent-Cannibal:  Absolut-Niemand:  In Germany We Don’t Say “I Don’t Care&Amp;Quot;

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Forthecheesecake

Kaalashnikov: We All Have That One Secret Opinion We Keep To Ourselves And Dont Even Dare Post It On Tumblr

Kaalashnikov:  We All Have That One Secret Opinion We Keep To Ourselves And Dont

Vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic Is A Collection Of Comics Based On The Greatest Tweets Of Our Generation. The Source Material Is Used Verbatim, Typos And All. Despite The Seemingly Random Nature Of The Tweets, The Comic Has Reoccurring Characters And

Vectorbelly:  Twitter: The Comic Is A Collection Of Comics Based On The Greatest

I Gotta Carry My Phone Around With Me 24/7 Just In Case Nobody Texts Me 

 I Gotta Carry My Phone Around With Me 24/7 Just In Case Nobody Texts Me 

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Fun Fact: When This Was Filmed, The Explosion Didn’t Go Off At The Right Time But Was Delayed By A Second Or Two, So Heath Ledger’s Reaction Is Completely Real.

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:  Fun Fact: When This Was Filmed, The Explosion Didn’t

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Gregosaurus: I’m Pretty Sure Mrs. Puff Killed Her Husband.

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:  Gregosaurus: I’m Pretty Sure Mrs. Puff Killed Her

Internetmessiah: The 911 Operator Said, “You Don’t Have To Follow Him.&Amp;Ldquo; The Moment George Zimmerman Ignored That, He Became A Murderer.

Internetmessiah:   The 911 Operator Said, “You Don’t Have To Follow Him.&Amp;Ldquo;

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