i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me

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Life Through My High Eyes

Theladychelsea: Honeyyvanille: Sometimes You Need To Remind Yourself That You Were The One Who Carried You Through The Heartache. You Are The One Who Sits With The Cold Body On The Shower Floor, And Picks It Up. You Are The One Who Feeds It, Who Clothes

Australiansanta: Do Birds Think Planes Are Just Big Mean Birds

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The-Nestene-Consciousness: Seifukucat: Here We Have A Wonderful Piece Of 13Th Century Art Wow Isn’t That Just Majestic Okay Let’s Take A Little Closer Look At This Masterful Work Oh What The Everloving Fuck

Guymontagburning: She’s Really Proud Of Herself. She Rolled This Out And Then Sat On It, Admiring It, For A Really Long Time.

Slyclig: Reasons To Be Nice To People: Why The Fuck Do You Need Reasons Just Be Nice To People Omfg

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