theyellowbrickroad: i wonder how many people would make out with me if i just asked

theyellowbrickroad: i wonder how many people would make out with me if i just asked

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Grotle: Literally Everyone I Talk To Eventually Stops Talking To Me

Skypestripper: Will Caps Lock Get Me More Notes

Christianmingle: High Five My Tongue With Your Tongue

New Follower Fuk Is U Looks At Tagged/Me O Shit Wassup Tho

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Jesuschristvevo: I Dont Even Get Bullied I Just Bully Myself

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Soz I Have A Fuck Buddy. I Think? Lol He Lives Like An Hour Away From Me, And We Havent Had Sex Yet. But Were Planning On Doing It Eventually Lol

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