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the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: theclearlydope: Pussy Magnet. (lol here!)

Jesuschristvevo: I Dont Even Get Bullied I Just Bully Myself

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Soz I Have A Fuck Buddy. I Think? Lol He Lives Like An Hour Away From Me, And We Havent Had Sex Yet. But Were Planning On Doing It Eventually Lol

Fivegoldencockrings: This Sign Should Be Hung Outside Every Gay Bar

Sex-Like-A-Nympho: I Miss Being Naked With Someone.

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Tropicalblush: If I Ever Got Sentenced To House Arrest I’d Just Laugh At The Judge

Cheezetits: The Downside Of Being A Virgin Is That U Can Literally Be Used As A Blood Sacrifice At Any Given Moment

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