the-absolute-funniest-posts: notoriouslywitty: My guardian angel is too lazy to be discreet.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: notoriouslywitty: My guardian angel is too lazy to be discreet.

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Edating: Yes Ur Allowed To Have Other Friends U Just Have To Love Me More

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