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Appetisers: How Do People Fall Asleep So Fast I Don’t Understand I Have To Create And Act Out A Whole Fucking Movie Length Story In My Head And Then Contemplate The Meaning Of Life Before I Even Feel Tired And This Bitch Starts Snoring In Two Minutes

✟Vessel Of Sin✟

Tomithejellyfish: Accidentally Ignores All Of My Friends For 6 Weeks

Rneerkat: &Amp;Ldquo;Youre Always On Your Computer&Amp;Rdquo; Well Ur Always On My Nerves

Princess3Hunna: Immigra: Why Are The ‘World Wars’ Called The ‘World’ Wars When It Was Only A Bunch A White Countries Beefing Over Who Gets To Control And Fuck Up The World The Most? Why Does Everything White Suddenly Become The World? Ah Yes

Alone-In-A-Greenhouse: 99.9% Of The Sadness In My Life Is Caused By Lanky Boys

Mystonerlife: Lucid-Lullabies: Clinton Roman X Gabe Halliday 2012 Holy Fuck Balls! I Fucking Need This. I’m Going To Cry My Eyes Out.

Fucking Shit!

This Cat Is Asking To Be Petted It Is Actually Asking This Is The Most Polite Cat In The World And It’s Going To Kill Me

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