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religiousmom: It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 “PUSH” screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room Their child is not a 90s kid

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religiousmom:  It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 “PUSH” screams

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Democracyandassassination:  Do You Ever Open A Novel And Read The First Few Lines

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Breakinq:  My Blog Will Make You Smile ♡

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Whorville:  I’m Trying To Get Back To My Original Weight Of 6 Pounds And 11 Ounces

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