autosuficiencia: My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

autosuficiencia: My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

Yarimapirate: Dietchola: There Was This Girl At My School Last Year And She Fucked Literally Every Black Guy At My School And People Called Her The Night Rider So She Moved Hahaha

Ffinchfaced: Acciobeautifulhorcruxes: After The Battle Of Hogwarts, Everyone Finally Understood What Was Pulling Those School Carriages At The Beginning Of Each Year. You Know What Fuck You That’s What

Westbor0Baptistchurch: Basicallyrunbabyrun: Suzzannnn: When You Open A New Tab And Can’t Remember Why When You Close It And Then Remember Why You Opened It When Your Son Tricks You Into Driving Him To A Powerline Concert Instead Of A Fishing

Rillann: Garden-Hoe21: This Is How You Advertise A Bra!! Omg

Venula: Bear And Vodka

Driven Through Sanity

Cat-Chit-Ananda: Greatwhiteprivilege: Accidentally Bullies You In An Attempt To Flirt #Draco Malfoy

Poopflow: Shit I’m Going To Be Late For Target University

Supremecucumber

Grimmiey: I’m Screaming

Ussawesome: When You Spell A Word So Wrong That Spell Check Is Like I Dont Know What To Tell U Man

Queenofslash: Guys I Tried To Call Misha And Since I’m From The Uk I Know It’d Be Expensive So I Was Only Gonna Try One Time An He Picked Up And Went “Hello This Is Misha&Amp;Quot; And I Screamed And Threw The Phone Across The Room And Heard This Laughter

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