derpinnism: OH. MY. GOD.

derpinnism: OH. MY. GOD.

Stickyourfingerinmybutthole: What A Time To Be Alive

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Tsarbucks: Todays-Tuesday-Too: Sourcefed: How To Trick Someone Into Moving In With You Posten, A Norwegian Shipping Company, Posted A Cute Commercial To Their Youtube Channel That Basically Shows You How You Can Get Someone To Move In With You In The

Mystonerlife: Humble Tree Nymphs

Getoffmybloghoe: The Advantage Of Having Friends That Dont Have Tumblr Is You Can Tell Them Jokes You Found On Tumblr

Theboywhofangirled: I Still Think The Best Burn I’ve Ever Seen Was When This Freshman Was Trying To Hit On A Senior And He Said “Dang Girl, Those Are Some Fine Legs. What Time Do They Open?” And She Just Replied “Past Your Bedtime.”

Phoenixwrong: This Looks Fu- Sweet Pissing Jesus

S-Ativaa: And I’m Always Either 1. High 2. Hungry 3. Horny

Life Through My High Eyes

“I Don’t Watch Tv” Proudly Says A Person Who Spends 8 Hours A Day On The Internet

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My Words Lack Substance

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