sscars: thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality omfg actually laughing

sscars: thedreadpiratejames: this slaps you in the face with reality omfg actually laughing

Life Through My High Eyes

Earthnation: Earthnation: Imagine A Pug In A Onesie Holy Shit Im Laughing Just Thinking About It Hahahahahahahahahhahaaa

Darkfuse: I Want To Meet Myself From Someone Else’s Point Of View

Octupac: U Hate Me?? Wow So Much In Common Already

The Worst Thing About Taking Naps Is You Expect To Wake Up Afterwards Feeling Well-Rested But Instead You Feel Like You Died And You Forget Who You Are

Itsbrvndon: We’re Just A Bunch Of Flawed People Living In A Society That Expects Perfection

Live Fast Die Young

Penisbomb: So Yesterday While I Was Working At The Bookstore Some Girl Came Up With A Barcode Tattooed On Her Wrist. Of Course, My First Question To Her Was “Can I Scan It?” I Guess She Had Never Had It Scanned Before And Was Pretty Excited About

Did-You-Kno: Worth Sharing

Skrelp: Skrelp: My Sister Got This Lifesize Cardboard Cutout Of Sheldon From The Big Bang Theory For Christmas And I Put Him In My Moms Room Right Infront Of The Door And Closed The Door And Waited In My Room And I Just Heard The Most Terrified Blood

Holynipples: I Was Pretending To Eat My Soup With My Chopsticks And The Japanese Chef Looked At Me And Said “This Is Why We Hate White People”

Live Fast Die Young

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