krissisnotonfire: goldenuranus: my milkshake worked please give me the recipe

krissisnotonfire: goldenuranus: my milkshake worked please give me the recipe

Nofoodnolove: Thinking About Life

A List Of Sounds High Heels Clacking On The Marble Tiles Of A Church A Soda Can Being Opened A Plastic-Covered Library Book Being Pressed Flat, Crunching The Binding A Marble Rolling On A Wooden Floor Wood Popping And Crackling As It Burns

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: A Fun Thing To Do: Say “No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” When People Hand You Their Newborn Babies

Sorryforpartyreichen: Smattenhove: Cacen: Teapartyasian: Is There A Word That’s A Mix Between Angry And Sad Malcontented, Disgruntled, Miserable, Desolated Smad. There Are Two Types Of People

Thechristinastory: That Is The Best Reaction Ever.

Helenas-Hood: Friendly Reminder That Yesterday When My Mom Took Me To Walmart She Left Me Alone In The Toilet Paper Section And This Guy Started Hitting On Me And I Said “Sorry, I’m A Lesbian.” And He Was Like “Oh My God I’m So Sorry I Thought

Darecrowavis: Fictionalfriend: Superwholocked-Assbutt: Like 10 Minutes Into The Show Some Guy Ran Down The Street Screaming ‘My Power’s Failed Who’s The Next Doctor?’ And Like 4 Different People Shouted Back Out Their Windows Inviting Him

Forthecheesecake

Imawanchor: You Know Ive Hit Quality Blogging When I Post A Picture Of 16 Vicars Riding On Oblivion

Boogie Time

I Didn’t Realize It Was A Monkey

Wubangs: If She Doesn’t Text You When Shes Drunk Then You Aint Da One

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